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Two lines of white type on a dark shirt. The top line reads IN DOG BEERS. The bottom line reads

I’M JUST HERE FOR THE BOOS. The words curve around a ghost in sunglasses, two foaming steins raised, and the

Four root vegetables sit in a row of soil. A carrot, a radish, a beet, an onion — each with

CATCH UP WITH JESUS wraps around a red ketchup bottle and two tomatoes. That is the whole design. No scripture

The problem: a buzzer question that only tests speed Start with the failure mode. You write a one-line question. Two

A contestant is stuck. The question is on the board, four answers are glowing, and the show has to offer

The hat is cream, engraved-style, pointed, with a curved brim and a square buckle. Above it, in serif capitals: YES

Editorial note: This publication and Quirky Cotton Collective share an owner. Two lines of distressed type, a right-pointing arrow, and